Top 10 players who can’t or shouldn’t play to jump rage
1. Hot-tempered people (phones cost a lot, don’t throw it)
2. Babies (Does I need to explain it?)
3. Sensitive people, they will suffer seeing the character hit the spikes again and again..
4. Sensitive people, who think robots have feelings. They can’t even unlock the robot to play with.
5. People with aichmophobia (the fear of sharp things)
6. Those who don’t have cell phone or tablet (Oh really!?)
7. Those who just have a windows phone (Sorry for you guys…)
8. Those who just have a kindle tablet (Throw it and join the 6th category)
9. Chinese people (it’s not our fault, they just don’t have access to the play store…)
10. People of Sealand, because we don’t like them (In truth, it’s just for the joke. We’ve chosen the smallest country in the world to avoid problems. But if one of them come here, we love you too, don’t worry!). If you don’t know this country: it’s here
You are not in this list? Congrats! You can play to Jump Rage!! I’m sure you will have a good time!
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